I'm Monika, a tad bit (read: unhealthily) obsessive and more than a little in love with my numerous fandoms. Expect incoherent fangirling and excessive reblogging of things that make me happy.
Be warned, there be slash ahead! HETEROSEXUALITY WAS NEVER AN OPTION.
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[ A LITTLE BIGGER, DARLING ]
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
apparently it’s weird but i just want to live alone in a tiny apartment with a fancy laptop above a bookshop/bakery with comfy couches and just spend my life reading books and eating pastries.
wait I’m sorry I’m not understanding what part of this is weird
IT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN TO ME
update: apparently it’s not weird by internet standards
YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA
IF I’M TIRED I WILL COMPLAIN AND BITCH UNTIL I GET TO MY BED.
IF I FEEL DOWN, I WILL SAY “FUCK EVERYTHING JUST LET ME CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE.” OR I WILL JUST REMAIN SILENT AND WORK IT OUT MYSELF.
IF I’M COLD, I WILL GET A MOTHERFUCKING BLANKET AND WARM MY TITTIES UP.
IF I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, YOU WILL KNOW. I WILL PROBABLY END UP NOT RESPONDING TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING.
(Source: duwub)
This is why I love him. Because he fucked up. He fucked up big time. Addicted to practically everything under the sun. Depressed, certainly, in a downward spiral. And he did his time, he did his time and came out this beautiful, inspirational guy who basically shoved his demons into the spotlight and danced the fuck around with them and gave everyone who doubted him the finger in the end. That picture up there, in that hideous orange thing, that’s part of his legacy. And some people may think thats not anything you want in your legacy to the world, but if you ask me it just shows he’s a brave motherfucker, and he’s a strong one, and he’s bludgeoning those demons with a metal bat.
Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
Excuse you, Loki is Thor’s stuff.
^ I think that’s one of the main reasons Thor threw down with Tony. First, it was the insult to his ~honor~ after being tackled into a forest by a mortal in a tin can. Then, said mortal decided to call his brother “my stuff”. Bad call, Tony.
(Source: ptrparker)
i am hungry but there is nothing to eat: Help please
Hello my lovely friends,
Do any of you have experience with the law or know lawyers? I ask because I am pressing charges against the restaurant for firing me for being raped in their parking lot. I am working with an advocate group and they are providing me assistance free…
if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg
COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!
CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT
